Hey Guys! It's the author here! I've decided that I would write my first fan fiction for you guys! Now i would just like to warn you in advance : WARNING : Strong Language , Brief Scenes of 'Fun Time' , Complete Randomness , and Lot's of Cruel Humor. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I also would like to point out (to all of those who didn't notice this already . . .) DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN ANY FULL METAL ALCHEMIST CHARACTERS! The only thing I own , is the story! I would also like to say thank you to all of you who are reading this! Love all of my followers , (all 1 of them XD) and hopefully many more to come! Make sure to vote and subscribe to my account so I know to keep on writing! Criticism is advised! I need the encouragement and criticism to help me become a better writer! Thank you , again , and have a great day / afternoon / evening ! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ