Alright everyone, I'm betting you've all grown bored of this by now, so let's make this quick.
My name's Y/N Parker unlike the movies you've seen about me, and I was bitten by a spider at 14 but, unlike that horrible spin-off, I'm New York's only Spider-Man.
Or the clones haven't shown up yet.
My father's name was Peter Parker, rings a bell doesn't it? He was an Oscorp scientist, easily one of the very best... but one of his experiments went wrong and his lab was caught in an explosion, all his life's work gone...
At least, that's what we thought, but when I snuck in, I found that something somehow made it, oh, need I give you a hint? It had four legs, was radioactive and bit me.
Anyways, I became Spider-Man, fought a few thugs, saved a few lives, fought a few more guys and saved a bunch more lives.
I know, my movie Origin Story had far more drama.
But I also lost someone, Lyn, she was.. well, she was everything... but I couldn't save her, I failed her, but you know what? I got back up, no matter how many hits, or how low I go, I'll always get back up.
Because New York only has one Spider-Man, and you're looking right at him.