To be clear.... I do not ship this. I just had the stupid idea of them being together and wanted to see how that played out so here we are. This is a crackfic! DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! I wanted to write this for the fun of it and just let my mind wander. I do not own anything from this story other than the plot. All credits go to its original author, 墨香铜臭, Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù