Draco Malfoy has found himself in a bit if a bind. It's not his fault his mother couldn't drop the subject if him settling down and producing an heir. He supposes the fact that she hasn't insisted it be a pureblood is admirable enough, but still.. She knew his proclivities. So he really couldn't be blamed for finally snapping and telling her a teeny tiny little white lie. Of course now he has to make it look like he's actually courting someone. Thankfully the rituals don't actually require you to present your gifts in person, so all he has to do is owl them out in front of his mother and that should do it. Sadly, everyone in his inner circle of friends is absolutely afraid of his mother (the cowards), and everyone else he is acquainted with he can't trust to not open their mouth and blab. He's just about given up until someone makes the joke to send the gifts to Harry bloody Potter. And, well, desperate measures and all that rot, right? Anonymously of course, since he can't risk Potter showing up on his doorstep demanding to know why Draco is sending him courting gifts (assuming the birk would even know what a courting gift was to begin with). With any luck, Potter would assume that the gifts came from some shy fangirls of his and leave it at that. And After Draco finds out Harry has been spreading lies, Draco decides to make Harrys life hell. Draco should have known that Karma had it out for him. !!DISCLAIMER!! These characters are NOT mine, they belong to JK Rowling, The cover art is also NOT mine. This Idea and Description cam from Tumblr user "thedrarrylife",All Rights Reserved