Unimpressed

This is a story about a girl, she had once been an Opera singer in America, she traveled around Milan, Italy, and Poland with said job.
In Poland she became the lover of Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein and King of Bohemia. When the King returned to Prague, the girl, now in her late twenties, moved to London.
There she had met the most interesting people, and retired from Opera singing, she became a dominatrix and kept many pictures to protect herself from prison, and execution.
But no matter how interesting of a person she met, or what they might have done to impress her, she was never impressed.
She was very witty and resourceful, and every man across the known galaxy wanted to meet her, and of course, very few ever did.
This is the story of Irene Adler, and this is just only the beginning.

No characters from Sherlock or Doctor Who are mine, they belong to BBC and... Steven Moffat who I will kidnap o.e for killing off my beautiful Matt Smith even if it was Matt's choice.
Cover by @neige-