Diluc Ragvindr, owner of the biggest wine tycoon in Mondstadt- and probably all of Teyvat-, is in love with a retired Liyue Archon turned funeral parlor consultant named Zhongli. No hate is tolerated. Haters will be reported, deleted, and blocked. Some parts of the storyline obviously won't make sense, but I tried my best. I put my whole -ussy into researching things to be historically accurate, as each Genshin regions are heavily inspired by real countries/cultures. I also quit Genshin a hot minute ago, so I obviously won't be too accurate with the lore; my knowledge is little on the updated lore. Please don't flame me if some stuff isn't correct. Enjoy! [I don't think there are any TWs in this story, but just in case, here: angst, major character death, yadayadayada.] Ao3 is on my profile. AC: helvicas on twt [cover art] Published: 7.20.22