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Sirius' Guide to Pissing off Parents

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Reads 10,763
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Parts 12
Time 2h 47m

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🎶 So if you wanna piss off your parents, date me to scare them, show 'em you're all grown up 🎶 

Freia Bones is the only Hufflepuff in a family of Ravenclaws. Trying desperately to live up to their impossible standards is killing her. In step the marauders and everything goes to hell. 

Featuring: fake dating, one bed trope, injury, Sirius Black wearing eyeliner and flowersAll Rights Reserved

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