Blow me off™️
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Última publicación vie, ene 28, 2022
Author: Garbage
Reviews:
"Wow! This absolutely bLeW mE aWaY" - author who has nothing better to do with her life
"Who knew leaf blowers could be so... attractive?!"
Person with a high IQ
"Absolutely terrible! This is getting BORING! I'd rather suck off Noo-Noo at this rate than read this shit!" - Twonk
"Here we go again, I'm calling the cops" - An arsehole
"*sighs* I'm genuinely concerned for the author's mental health" - Everyone around me
Reviews: -20/5
Characters:
Y/N: College student, hates crowds and noise, qUiRkY, nOt LiKe OtHeR gOrLs
LEAF BLOWER MAN: Quiet despite having a noisy job, minds his own business, cool, calm and collected, loves a good book, is looking for love
DUMBLEDORE: An absolute beauty, sexy, dashing, a player
Y/N, a college student, is just so bored and done with life. Her life feels so tasteless until she meets Francis Derek, the dashing leaf lower guy at her school. However what will happen once their friendship starts to blossom ? is Y/N really ready for this new chapter ?
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