Burning Bridges

Hi, I'm Danielle Arceneaux. Single and ready for a Pringle.
Joking. But seriously, I am so not ready for a relationship right now. It's a new school year, I need to keep up my grades and my social life, somehow get eight hours of sleep every night, and- oh my goodness. The new student looks hot.

I may have to rephrase my statement a bit.
I might be ready for more than a Pringle.
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Hey, Emilian Pierce here. I hate moving to another school. Do you guys have any idea how hard it is to be the new student?
Kidding. It's a chance to start over again, and be a better version of the loser that I was at my old school. I will be liked, known, make it to the soccer team, and attract every girl's attent- oh, shit.
She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

I may have to rephrase my statement a bit.
I only want her attention, and hers alone.