Taming Asteroids
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"Ah fuck-"
"Run. Fucking run-"
"We can't run, what if they find us and arrest us-"
"The world's ending and you're worried about getting fucking arrested? Fucking run, idiot!"
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In ten days, the asteroid, LANA, will wipe out the planet, and Donovan Kim has nothing to show for his life-except a grudge. With no laws, no consequences, and no future, he decides to take a cross-country road trip to kill the man who ruined his life.
Simple plan.
Until Cheyenne Wallace-his chaotic, crystal-obsessed, weed-smoking neighbor with a photographic memory of every road in America-invites herself along. She claims no one should die alone. Donovan disagrees.
As society unravels around them, what starts as a revenge mission turns into an unhinged, bullet-dodging, law-defying journey across an apocalyptic United States. Between highway shootouts, looting, cult parties, and late-night existential crises, Donovan starts to realize:
Maybe it's not the asteroid he should be worried about.
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in which two idiots take a revenge road trip before an asteroid hits in 10 days.
START: 04/04/2025
FIN: TBA
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