Humbledore Crackfic (I'm not sorry)- Book 1
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(Harry Potter x Dumbledore)
Me and my friends wrote this together, we are mostly sane individuals anyway:
BASICALLY, Harry goes to hogwarts and meets Dumbledore, and Draco Malfoy, they all find themselves in a love hexagon with teachers and villains alike.
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