Flustered and Under the Weather

Quackity is sick. Like, extreme-fever, feeling-like-death kind of sick. And although his only staff member has no bones and is very dependent on others, he can still run Las Nevadas...right?

Wilbur Soot, Quackity's long-time rival, can see just how easily the country will crumble without some extra help. So he steps in, taking time to care for Quackity and assisting a bit on the business side of things.

And somewhere along the way, the two of them end up catching feelings. While Wilbur plans to confess, Quackity is torn between his past relationships and his future ones. Wilbur realizes that the only way to make this work is if he can get Quackity to trust him.

Can Wilbur succeed? Will Quackity recover within the standard seven to ten days? And what the hell are Ranboo and Tubbo whispering about-

Contains: an ample amount of cursing, accurate descriptions of being sick, Wilbur smoking, alcohol used in moderation, Beeduo marriage + third wheeling, Tommy being confused for the millionth time, and a lot of gay shit

EDIT: see the pinned conversation on my profile for my comments regarding this fic and the Wilbur situation, but TLDR: 1) this fic won't be affected, 2) I absolutely don't support Wilbur and his actions towards Shelby, and 3) I don't plan to write more Dream SMP fics. Please support other victims of abuse and take care of yourselves ❤