Percy Jackson Jokes 2
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  • Reads 1,914,970
  • Votes 110,792
  • Parts 190
  • Time 39m
Complete, First published Jan 05, 2015
The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- 

note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! 

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