Draculara

My name is Draculara and if you can't figure out who I am by the title…you are an idiot. Hell, my name should give it away! I mean, come on! It's Dracula with a 'ra' on the end! So, yeah, I'm the famous Vlad Tepes daughter, the one and only daughter of Dracula. I'm half vampire and despite what all you 'Twilight' fans out there want to think, being a vampire isn't all it's cut out to be....no, seriously, do have any idea how gross blood tastes?! It's all metallic and irony, not to mention it gives you a terrible case of nasty breath...Anyway, I'm getting off track, I'm the daughter of Dracula, I despise my father for ever being in this world, yadda-yadda-yadda, and, oh yeah, I'm gonna travel back in time to mess his life the shiznit up! Wanna join?