7 Steps to paying $5k in debt.

To which a handful of teenagers teach you how to avoid paying 5k in debt to the bald man down the street.

Step One:
Knock over Jack Manifold's mothers urn

Step Two:
Work at a shitty hotel

Step Three:
6/7

Step Four:
Start a fire

Step Five:
The After???

Step Six:
Collect your compensation!!!