7 Steps to paying $5k in debt.
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To which a handful of teenagers teach you how to avoid paying 5k in debt to the bald man down the street.
Step One:
Knock over Jack Manifold's mothers urn
Step Two:
Work at a shitty hotel
Step Three:
6/7
Step Four:
Start a fire
Step Five:
The After???
Step Six:
Collect your compensation!!!
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