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beaninessOnToast

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a bunch of jokes about me and my (new) friends
crazypikachu: kray kray. loves books and writing. short. funny. zodiac sign: sagittarius 
kernels/kerns: bad at sports. also likes reading. sort of bossy. nice. zodiac sign: sagittarius
noonoo: likes watching anime. likes to talk. nice. gets chased by crazypikachu every single morning. zodiac sign: taurus
mugas: very deadpan and sarcastic. bold and pretty much the ideal scorpio. zodiac sign: i just told you.
adri: k-pop lover. loves blackpink, bts, and tom holland (i'm not joking she simps tom holland). even shorter than crazypikachu. zodiac sign: gemini
simplii (me): probably the calmest of them all. new arrival into the group. listens to dark music and reads a lot. attempts at art are mediocre. best friends with crazypikachu. zodiac sign: piscesAll Rights Reserved

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The Troublemaker's Team by Imaginativegirl006

He was brooding and silent, She was the life of every party. He was the popular hot guy, She was the crazy new chick. Yet... He was the sugary sweet one and She was the unpredictable spicy one... 💕💕💕 I glanced at Ellie who gave me a thumbs up, making me laugh. I looked between the twins as they kept the goofy grins on their faces. "Choose me, Penny!" Mason encouraged. "No, choose me, Penny!" Jason countered. I bit my lips as I tried to control my laughter. I kept looking between the twins as they glared at each other while smiling charmingly at me from time to time. "I will choose..." I trailed off as I kept glancing between the two. "Me." I suddenly felt a big, warm hand grabbing mine and pulling me up from my seat. I gasped in shock as an angry Damien wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me closer to him. 💕💕💕 A little bit of sugar and a little bit of spice can make everything nice... 😉 💕💕💕 Part 2 of the Best Friends series. Can be read as a standalone.

The Twelve Zodiac Signs by DarkKupyd

I had a dream. A really funny dream. It had to do with the zodiac signs. All of them had personas. It was great. At least I thought so. So I decided to make my dream a reality. Without farther ado, here are their stories told in their own words... **** Updated Summary: Each chapter is told from one of the zodiac signs. It's all about them coming together and living under one roof from the beginning of a school year to the end of one. Each of the signs learn something about friendship or love along the way. Most importantly, they learn about surviving each other and their differences. It's a comical relieve from all the rest of the stories. Please enjoy. And it's completed.

Complicated (Tom Holland Fanfiction) by amazing_lola

"Life is your company, you're the ceo, hire and fire accordingly" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I thought people apologized when they were an inconvenience to someone?", he exclaimed with a smug look. "When I'm an inconvenience to someone who's worth apologizing to, I'll apologize", I retorted. "What's that supposed to mean?" "What I just said", his persistence started to bother and confuse me. "All I want is an apology, I'd be where I wanted, had you not bumped into me. I even almost dropped a book", he seethed as if I had almost had him drop the queen's precious tiara. Aw boohoo, poor Prince Thomas almost dropped his book. Ring the alarms. Better ring those for him too because god forbid he knows how to do it himself. "So stop babbling and go. You didn't drop your book anyways so no harm done", I snapped. "But I almost did", he said while flashing a small amused look. I made an incoherent sound in response as an indication of my excruciating annoyance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indefinite hiatus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOT FINISHED

Just Be Friends by AlhenaAlana

"I won't complain if you don't provide me with nutella. I won't complain if you don't buy me Victoria's Secret lingerie. I won't complain if you sit on the wardrobe. I won't complain if you join street fighting. I won't complain if you ask me to have less than fifteen babies. I'm ready to compromise with everything because... All I want is just you." And with that she fell off the stage, flat on her face. Brushing off the laughs from everyone, she gets up and walk towards him. He knew he didn't love her. But he couldn't either deny the love she held for him, nor accept his heart to love her. (Extended summary inside) * Bored reading emotional and nerve wrecking stories? Fed up crying over heartbreaking stories? Mood swings caused by grief stricken stories? Want to experience a good humorous laugh? If your answers to the above questions are 'yes', then you stopped at the right place. Cover by: @numerals

In due time (Completed) by mikz0209

"You were worried about me, Specs?" He smirked. "No, Tyler. I hoped that someone cut up your corpse and fed it to paranas. Obviously I was, you idiot! I'm a doctor. Worrying about people is kind of programmed into my system. It's a curse if you ask me," I surprised myself a lot more than I thought was possible with my answer. And what did he do? Laugh! He fucking laughed! Not full on rolling- on- the- floor laughter but a laugh nonetheless. "This isn't funny, Tyler." "It kind of is. Almost a month ago, I would've sworn that you hated me. Be careful, Specs," he squinted down at me, "or you might actually sound as if you like me." I rolled my eyes. "Don't flatter yourself. I was concerned. Don't confuse that with affection. It's two very, very different things." *** When you think that all is not lost in the world. That not all men are pricks and that not all sushi is bad. When you think that there is a light, no matter how dim, at the end of the tunnel. When you think that life isn't the ruthless bitch you've always thought it was... It turns around and bites you in the ass. When you think that the past will always and forever remain where it should be... It comes at you from every direction. Like a violent tsunami destroying everything...and everyone in it's path. Can you change what happened? I wish. Can you stop what's going to happen? God! I really hope so.

My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

Stars in the Night Sky (Zodiac Fanfic/Story) by Snowlette

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Zodiac Story ~ The Chaos Flat by SpiritGazer

Updates every Saturday! Hi there, readers! So this is a Zodiac story about three brothers who move into an old flat, called "The Chaos Flat" by its residents. They soon find out why the place is called Chaos, as they meet the other Zodiac Signs. This is one, long story, and though it says it's fully published, I'm currently doing a rewrite - four years later! I hope you'll read, vote, comment and most of all, enjoy this!! Have fun reading! X, SpiritGazer Highest rank in Humor: #12 (YAAYY) Highest rank in Zodiac Story: #1 Yeah, I know Zodiac Story isn't an offical genre, but well, you can look it up and stuff. At least, I look it up. Definitely not to check the rank of this story. Nope. Absolutely not. Heh.

Stars of the Sky by CoCoa_201

Have you ever seen a star during the day? No? Well, stars only come out at night 12 teenagers experience the "joys" of highschool. While every knows that they are not normal they didn't expect it to be this weird. With drama, sass, and humour mixed in this highschool adventure is like no other. Secrets will be revealed and heartache is bound to happen. ***IMPORTANT NOTE- I do not own any of this pictures all credit goes to their respected artist Started- 8/04/20 finished- 11/20/20

Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

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Stars of the Sky cover

Violet's Delight cover

The Troublemaker's Team

He was brooding and silent, She was the life of every party. He was the popular hot guy, She was the crazy new chick. Yet... He was the sugary sweet one and She was the unpredictable spicy one... 💕💕💕 I glanced at Ellie who gave me a thumbs up, making me laugh. I looked between the twins as they kept the goofy grins on their faces. "Choose me, Penny!" Mason encouraged. "No, choose me, Penny!" Jason countered. I bit my lips as I tried to control my laughter. I kept looking between the twins as they glared at each other while smiling charmingly at me from time to time. "I will choose..." I trailed off as I kept glancing between the two. "Me." I suddenly felt a big, warm hand grabbing mine and pulling me up from my seat. I gasped in shock as an angry Damien wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me closer to him. 💕💕💕 A little bit of sugar and a little bit of spice can make everything nice... 😉 💕💕💕 Part 2 of the Best Friends series. Can be read as a standalone.