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joke collection :) 2

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LECTURES 589
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Parties 16
Durée 45m

beaninessOnToast

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a bunch of jokes about me and my (new) friends
crazypikachu: kray kray. loves books and writing. short. funny. zodiac sign: sagittarius 
kernels/kerns: bad at sports. also likes reading. sort of bossy. nice. zodiac sign: sagittarius
noonoo: likes watching anime. likes to talk. nice. gets chased by crazypikachu every single morning. zodiac sign: taurus
mugas: very deadpan and sarcastic. bold and pretty much the ideal scorpio. zodiac sign: i just told you.
adri: k-pop lover. loves blackpink, bts, and tom holland (i'm not joking she simps tom holland). even shorter than crazypikachu. zodiac sign: gemini
simplii (me): probably the calmest of them all. new arrival into the group. listens to dark music and reads a lot. attempts at art are mediocre. best friends with crazypikachu. zodiac sign: piscesTous Droits Réservés

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