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a bunch of jokes about me and my (new) friends
crazypikachu: kray kray. loves books and writing. short. funny. zodiac sign: sagittarius 
kernels/kerns: bad at sports. also likes reading. sort of bossy. nice. zodiac sign: sagittarius
noonoo: likes watching anime. likes to talk. nice. gets chased by crazypikachu every single morning. zodiac sign: taurus
mugas: very deadpan and sarcastic. bold and pretty much the ideal scorpio. zodiac sign: i just told you.
adri: k-pop lover. loves blackpink, bts, and tom holland (i'm not joking she simps tom holland). even shorter than crazypikachu. zodiac sign: gemini
simplii (me): probably the calmest of them all. new arrival into the group. listens to dark music and reads a lot. attempts at art are mediocre. best friends with crazypikachu. zodiac sign: piscesAll Rights Reserved

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Zodiac signs living together by sOurcap

me: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share part of your thoughts with the rest of the Wattpad community (especially me bc I'm deff reading it) Like many this is my first book , well technically the first I chose to share because the rest need alottt of work*cringe* but yeahhh Like the title suggested this is a Zodiac related book and it consists of all of them living under one roof(que for disaster and drama) But enjoyyy Completed incorrectzodicaquotes tumblr

Zodiac Story ~ The Chaos Flat by SpiritGazer

Updates every Saturday! Hi there, readers! So this is a Zodiac story about three brothers who move into an old flat, called "The Chaos Flat" by its residents. They soon find out why the place is called Chaos, as they meet the other Zodiac Signs. This is one, long story, and though it says it's fully published, I'm currently doing a rewrite - four years later! I hope you'll read, vote, comment and most of all, enjoy this!! Have fun reading! X, SpiritGazer Highest rank in Humor: #12 (YAAYY) Highest rank in Zodiac Story: #1 Yeah, I know Zodiac Story isn't an offical genre, but well, you can look it up and stuff. At least, I look it up. Definitely not to check the rank of this story. Nope. Absolutely not. Heh.

The Twelve Zodiac Signs by DarkKupyd

I had a dream. A really funny dream. It had to do with the zodiac signs. All of them had personas. It was great. At least I thought so. So I decided to make my dream a reality. Without farther ado, here are their stories told in their own words... **** Updated Summary: Each chapter is told from one of the zodiac signs. It's all about them coming together and living under one roof from the beginning of a school year to the end of one. Each of the signs learn something about friendship or love along the way. Most importantly, they learn about surviving each other and their differences. It's a comical relieve from all the rest of the stories. Please enjoy. And it's completed.

The Preston Playboys by CammiKenny

I think that sometimes the universe likes to play sick jokes on people. Like sometimes you drop the ice cream you've been craving on the floor before you're able to get a bite or you crack the screen of your brand new cell phone. Or sometimes you get the first detention of your life on the same day your middle school bully comes back from a delinquent school and get locked in the library with him and his brothers (who you haven't talked to since the 8th grade.) Yep. The universe just loved playing sick jokes on Thea Caruso. ~~~ Thea Caruso had spent her entire childhood with her 2 best friends Kevin & Devin Preston but like every young friendship it slowly got to the point where they wouldn't even acknowledge each other in school. She didn't hold anything against them. It's just how things go. Strangers to Friends to Best Friends to Strangers. There is one Preston that she does have ill feelings for. Marc Preston. The troublesome younger triplet that had always made Thea's life a living hell and he's back and ready to start his reign of terror. There's only one problem... Thea Caruso isn't the same girl he picked on in 8th grade. She isn't scared to bite back now. { Book 4 of The Preston Series }

Just Be Friends by AlhenaAlana

"I won't complain if you don't provide me with nutella. I won't complain if you don't buy me Victoria's Secret lingerie. I won't complain if you sit on the wardrobe. I won't complain if you join street fighting. I won't complain if you ask me to have less than fifteen babies. I'm ready to compromise with everything because... All I want is just you." And with that she fell off the stage, flat on her face. Brushing off the laughs from everyone, she gets up and walk towards him. He knew he didn't love her. But he couldn't either deny the love she held for him, nor accept his heart to love her. (Extended summary inside) * Bored reading emotional and nerve wrecking stories? Fed up crying over heartbreaking stories? Mood swings caused by grief stricken stories? Want to experience a good humorous laugh? If your answers to the above questions are 'yes', then you stopped at the right place. Cover by: @numerals

My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

Unknown Obsession by Arshafantasy13

"I don't like you." "Good. The feeling's mutual, *MrsL*," he replied with an icy smirk, locking eyes with her. **Xander's POV:** If life were a high-stakes business, then I'd be the kingpin-always winning, always in control. **Melinda's POV:** If life were a runway, then I'm the star. Confidence, beauty, and poise-I'm untouchable. Two egos too big for one room, let alone one marriage. Yet, fate-or was it a twisted joke by the universe?-had other plans. A loveless marriage? That's what they thought. But what happens when two strong-willed souls collide in a game where neither wants to lose? Will sparks of hatred turn into something much more dangerous? *Dive in to see the fire, the tension, and the battle of wills. This marriage is anything but ordinary.*

Stars in the Night Sky (Zodiac Fanfic/Story) by Snowlette

The 'Signs in the Sky' are what keeps the world of Equatilia at peace. For many years, these signs had prevented for things going wrong in their world and if even a single one is lost, the world will turn to chaos. Every generation, the oldest descendant with the same gender of the former Signs work hard to prepare to replace their predecessor. This is a story about the 'Zodiacs', as what their classmates call them. They are a group of people that are 'friends'. Or, as some normal people think, has some kind of connection, both negative or positive. However, the Zodiacs must put aside their differences, when a tragedy occurs during a supposedly fun night. Now, all twelve of them must work together to bring down their one or two enemies. However, what they don't know is, one of them is killing the group from within them. The problem is, who? Now, will these twelve teenagers be successful in defeating their enemies...or will there be tragedies and accidents, causing the Stars in the sky of the next era be incomplete? ~~~~~~~~ Kay guys, enjoy! HIGHEST RANK #157 in Fantasy!!!! WOOP!!

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} by BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

Stars of the Sky by CoCoa_201

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me: i wonder who's ruining my life me : looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share part of your thoughts with the rest of the Wattpad community (especially me bc I'm deff reading it) Like many this is my first book , well technically the first I chose to share because the rest need alottt of workcringe* but yeahhh Like the title suggested this is a Zodiac related book and it consists of all of them living under one roof(que for disaster and drama) But enjoyyy Completed incorrectzodicaquotes tumblr