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bc idk how 2 make a long story. cats (mostly those small ones) are often associated with being evil, bad luck, a witch's pet, just being evil in general but i would imagine if they really are evil they would have to have some sort of intelligence but Nah they are SO fucking stupid, like did you grow out the goddam ground? outta fuckin watermelon huh? one of the smartest animals my ass bitch, anyway have fun reading my dyslexic gibberish, also i will post my sus version lyrics on here :)