For some context, I was on call with a friend and being tired as shit decided to write this. I have no regrets but at the same time so many. pure crackfic im sorry also some of these lines are from my friend, who is equally as much of a dumbass as i am,,, this entire thing is just me insulting tom because im a petty bitch "It started on the ground and you brought a shovel" - quote from said friend, @ghostboyy1529