How I ate your mother
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Last published Fri, Jun 5, 2026
When it comes to survival. What would you choose? Love or your food! This is what happened to me. A twist in my life that made me realize that life is not black or white. It's grey. You can have love and still eat better. I am Joe 🦎
*Reasons why to read*
1.Story contains Lizards and mosquitoes. No humans.
2.No violence just light humor
3.Nothing to trigger you unless phobia of insects
4.Cute and funny graphics
5.Hidden extra cookies at the end of chapters.
6.SFW
7.Very short stories
8.Feel good happy chapters
9.Fast paced romance
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