a different alternate series of unfortunate events

i havent done this one and it was one of my favorites growing up the count olaf in this is based off the neil Patrick Harris version. Eliza Snicket was at the beach with her friends the baudelaires when mr poe told them and her that since she lived next door to them her house burned down as well as theirs and her father Jacques snicket could be dead. her mother died long ago. and since mr poe could not find any of her relatives being her uncle lemony that was wanted for murder and her aunt kit that was in hidding, she would go along with the baudelaires to their new guardian count olaf. eliza is the same age as violet. please i urge you for your own sake do not read this, look away, and forget this story but as for me i must write the unfortunate tale of Eliza Snicket.