Emo Surname- A Real Life Parody
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Publikasi terakhir Jum, Jan 9, 2015
This all started out as a tiny joke on snapchat with one of my best friends- which took 9 straight hours to tell only part of (from around 21:30 until about 6:30am :'D ) It isn't the best, but it means a lot to me and my friend ;)
It's loosely based around my real life (veeeerrry loosely), made more interesting by my daydreams ;)
It is quite weird and random, but there are parts that make me laugh....don't ask where 'Emo Surname' came from, it's a looonnnggg story :'D *winks at Victoria*
I do not claim to be a very good writer- this is literally all a joke (although I wish it was real *sighs*).
It's told from different peoples POV (point of view) throughout the story, but I will always clearly state who's POV it is.
So, without further ado, I give you 'Emo Surname- A Real Life Parody'....
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