Fundead
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Recipe for a shitpost apocalypse:
- 1 gallon of zombie virus
- 1 cup of WTF
- 1 teaspoon of stoner
- ditto of boss @$$ b#tch
- 1/2 teaspoon of crazy child
- 2 cups of mc who has no clue wtf is happening half the time
- a sprinkle of veganism
- a pinch of drugs and alcohol
- a table spoon of YouTube
- a dash of stupid ideas for flavor
And...
- infinite memes
With that you get the zombie apocalypse's best YouTube channel:
FUNDEAD!!!!!
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