The Asshole App

Reads 10,183
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Parts 33
Time 2h 20m

Reads 10,183
Votes 1,436
Parts 33
Time 2h 20m

When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company.
    
    *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'.
    
    *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language 
              and Sexual References*****
    
    My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. 
    
    Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list
    No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. 
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    Excerpt from "The Asshole App"-
    
    "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." 
    
    "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach."
    
    "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"All Rights Reserved

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When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company.
    
    *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'.
    
    *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language 
              and Sexual References*****
    
    My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. 
    
    Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list
    No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. 
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    Excerpt from "The Asshole App"-
    
    "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." 
    
    "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach."
    
    "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"

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