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Punchline

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Reads 189
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Parts 14
Time 14m

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a tale about to dudes in a secret relationship(POTENTIAL SMUT)

ALSO THEIR ARE DARK MENTIONS OF BULLYING SH ED AND HORNY TEENS. so yeah TW!!
EVERY CHACTER IN
HERE IS 18+ ALR SO ITS ALR
(If you dont like my bad grammer and shitty humor then leave.oralternatively you can write to me and send me the text wit CORRECT GRAMMAR)
finn is a witchy bottom witch trust issues

june is a ametuer handball player with an abusive step dad, also the tm top.

:)ENJOY^^All Rights Reserved

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