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Like a Puppet on a String

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Reads 84
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Parts 9
Time 18m

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Intergalactic undertakers Fleishman and Graves are back in their biggest misadventure yet!
A midnight clean-up at the home of infamous Boss Goon goes sour and our intrepid duo end up on the wrong side of the authorities. Out of options, inspiration comes from a most unexpected source...
 
Dark humor, tarot cards, aliens and even Death himself make an appearance in this hilarious short story!All Rights Reserved

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