A True Living Hell

It happened after a run-of-the-mill conversation with his entertaining-as-ever pal, Karkat. Who would have ever thought Karkat's "curse" would turn out to be real? Certainly not Dave.

Crackfic written like a regular Homestuck fanfic (and yes, that distinction had to be made). Slight mentions of Johnkat. Overall this is pretty much bs. Enjoy.

Neither Homestuck nor its characters belong to me. All hail Andrew Hussie the Terrible.

(I tried to post this years ago but could never figure out how. I only just figured it out, and I supposed I might as well post it. I left this fandom years ago. I don't even know how many Homestucks there are now. But whoever you are, and however many of you are left: here's this. Minimally edited because I don't really care all that much but the paragraph spacing bugged me.)