Bloopers And Directors Cut - Accidental Avatar Edition

This is a collection of things myself and SashaL have written for our cowritten Accidental Avatar, that were either for a laugh, or didn't make it.
I'll even take suggestions, but right now there are a bunch that won't be uploaded yet, due to them being potential spoilers and what have you
Some suggestions you put here might make it into the final written thing, so throw em at me.
Gently though, I am little!