Have you ever dreamed about the perfect guy swaying you off your feet? Picking you up by your waist, all the way above his head, with the song '(I've Had)The Time Of My Life' playing faintly in the background? Or John Bender, with the fist high in the air, because he scores the person of his dream? Well, I have. But life is not nearly as perfect as in the movies. At least mine is not. _________________________________________________ This is NOT a book for sensitive people! Hope you enjoy!