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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
  
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Being a Villainess is No Joke

61 parts Complete

Adailia de Perinius, the prettiest and bitchiest person of the novel, 'A Lovely Girl' and the main villainess. Being madly in love with the male protagonist, the Crown Prince, she becomes super possessive and did not let any woman come near him. But as in any novel, the male protagonist, Raashid, falls in love with Seanna, the female protagonist and Adailia's 'minion' who was bullied everyday. But Adailia being Adailia, tries to kill her and take Prince all for herself. Finally being tired of this daily torture, the Crown prince, when was announced the Emperor on his 19 th birthday, altered some laws that enabled him to executed Adailia. A befitting end for the villainess. But there's a slight ... wait.... a whole lotta big problem. Cause somehow, I, Choi Haeun, has become Adailia de Perinius. But well, I know how it ends so there's no way I'm gonna die. I just need to get in the Prince's good books and move out of their way. That's gonna be easy. But the luck wasn't with me and the story took some awkward turns. But well, if luck was with me I wouldn't have become Adailia in the first place, would I? *Cover photo not mine* A/N: This is my original work and not a translation of any novel

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