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Teacups & Tentacles | ONC 2022

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Reads 3,154
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Parts 26
Time 2h 24m

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Steampunk light/ Comedy. A terrifying new exhibit on at London Zoo is the talk of the town.  Amelia Tooting-Spur couldn't care less...until the creature escapes, throwing the Metropolitan Police into a panic. With the help of some of her eccentric friends from the Mastermind Society-- including undervalued mind-reader Godwin Jones-- Amelia sets out to apprehend the marauder and its master. With explosive results! 

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Beyond The Walls (NOW ON AMAZON!!!) by geek342

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