John: Get Hemorrhoids (The Real, Continuous Story)
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A very sad JohnKat fic, where John and Karkat hook up, and then have UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES.
True love, jealousy, horny, be warned. This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
THIS IS A JOKE DON'T COME AT ME.
ALSO THE FURRY SEX TAB IS CLICKBAIT GET OFF MY PAGE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FURRY SEX
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