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John: Get Hemorrhoids (The Real, Continuous Story)

thatdudenamedfrank

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Reads 288
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Parts 4
Time 24m

thatdudenamedfrank

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A very sad JohnKat fic, where John and Karkat hook up, and then have UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES. 
True love, jealousy, horny, be warned. This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
THIS IS A JOKE DON'T COME AT ME.
ALSO THE FURRY SEX TAB IS CLICKBAIT GET OFF MY PAGE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FURRY SEXAll Rights Reserved

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Who's left unloved? by Reamond_nuudles

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I'm giving you all [Scerek] cover

Red (Davekat)

Some Davekat cuz I was bored. Basically, Dave likes Karkat. He thinks there's nothing he can do about it, but during Summer Break (wow, so original) they get invited to stay at Eridan's because he has no friends (lol me). Some stuff ends up happening and... yeah... I suck at descriptions... (The title could refer to several things... I'll leave it up to you guys to decide) Also, there will probably be some Erisol and Cronkri in this. Oof I suck. Please read this. I swear the story is better then the description... probably... NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE!!!