While lassies trying to escape her psychotic boyfriend, she ends up being adopted by a celebrity. Enter new friends, lots of sobbing, possible pregnancies, lots of drugs, much screaming, a crazy ex boyfriend, loss of sanity, sex, a lot of it, and way too many crazy endeavors. **This is set in 2014** **Fair warning everything in this fic is light hearted and many serious things are taken as jokes eg. Lassies ex boyfriend** **Also apart from how it may seem there isn't one main character, although people are gradually added in** **This is also a constantly progressing work between a friend and I so it won't necessarily have a finish**