Smexy Soudam Story (ft. Cringe and Stereotypes)

Description: Idk this is how I think a Soudam story would go, this is once again, satire. I can't write properly anymore, this is going to make me fail Honors English, but my time is running short so I want to at least have some fun in my life. I mean, I'm probably going to work at McDonalds 14 hours a day. I would put a trigger warning based on this because of Kazuichi's implied backstory. Sequel/Spin Off of "Mioda invites everyone but Hanamura and Saionji '' ig. I mean like it doesn't really relate to Hiyoko or Teruteru that much but "Mioda invites everyone" still happened ig. (It's a spin off, right?)

You know the usual with this type of stuff, Kazuichi gets rejected by Sonia. (good for her) So now Kazuichi is S T U C K with Gundham. Especially when that little s*** Ibuki know it all knows everyone's secrets. (tf Ibuki, let everyone have a chance, maybe they have something they don't want you to know)

Inspiration comes from how SOUDAM IS ALWAYS IN THOSE GROUP CHAT STORIES. I don't really hate Soudam but I prefer Kazukoi and Soudabuki, (I SURE WANT KAZUICHI TO SUFFER)

Edit: I written this when I was a freshman in high school. I am now a junior in AP Lang. (for those who want to know if I ended up failing Honors English in 9th grade.)
I'm just gonna post the parts I written down. I am still as cringe as I was in freshmen year.
Update as of 10/13/2024: I ended up getting a 3 on the AP lang exam lmao and now I'm taking AP Lit.