Lord, Have Mercy! (Undertale | Sans x Reader)

A nun for a grandmother, a priest for a father, a preacher for a mother, homeschooled until your teens, and sent to a religious college for your degree, it's no wonder you can't process what's happening before you.

There's beauty in being protected from the harshness of the world, but doing so to the point where you've become the most bland and prude woman out of your friend group is something else entirely.

Yeah, you learned what Halloween was by your first year in college, but seeing a monster in any context beyond horror has its consequences now. You never understood the appeal of supernatural romances. And you never understood the appeal of this 'Skellington' guy your friends raved about on Halloween - Christmas, too.

So when a gang of monsters looking straight out of a 90s cartoon shows up in your office, adapting obliges.

There's one you compare to that 'Skellington' guy, whose name you'd rather not mention much as you begin to have somewhat... indecent dreams of, few months into knowing him.

Until fate kicks your ass and brings you to a circumstance where you end up having to let him stay at your home, and where you wake him one night by saying his name during your sleep.

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• Content Warnings:

violence
language
depression
alcohol abuse
suggestive themes

Please proceed with caution!

This is the SFW, 'Fade to Black' version of Lord, Have Mercy!, so if you're old enough to read the Mature version, then it can be accessed through AO3.

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