Bonnie & Clyde| e. jaeger
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  • Reads 112,633
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  • Parts 49
  • Time 14h 52m
Complete, First published Feb 06, 2022
Mature
"𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙞𝙣, 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙..."

A lift to school was all you needed, in his bed is where you stayed...

Eren Jaeger has grown up in a life of easy money, fast cars and Hell, the girls are even faster. There's no one he is going to change for, not even you. He wants a girl for the ride or die. You want a boy to love and protect you. Neither of those things are guaranteed with him but there is no one else you want to look for.

In his brutal cycle of winner takes all, are you just another accolade to join to his collection of them?


Also contains some JeanxReader

Started: 20/02/22
Ended: 25/11/22

Highest rankings!I
#2 erenjaeger 26/08/22
#7 erenjaeger 28/08/22
#1 jeankirschtein 22/09/22
#1 streetracing 23/02/23
#2 in erenxreader 02/07/23
#5 in erenxreader 04/07/23
#1 in arminarlert 25/07/23
#1 in jeanxreader 01/08/23
#2 in jeanxreader 04/08/23
#4 in jeanxreader 05/08/23
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Love, My Kill; Armin Arlert

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𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵? 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮? 𝐽𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟-𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠'𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠. 18+ 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝘼𝙐 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙗𝙮 𝙃𝙖𝙟𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙖 This story will contain mature and triggering topics, please read at your own discretion. "I love you, princess." Some rankings #1 in romeoandjuliet 10/28/22-11/11/22-11/29/22 #1 in arminxreader 11/20/24 #1 in annieleonhardt 12/06/22, 4/10/23 #1 in aotau 12/23/22, 3/26/24 #1 in jeankirschtein 1/29/23 #1 in erwinsmith 5/3/24 #2 in arminxreader 1/3/23 3/6/23 4/12/23 #2 in bounty 7/27/23 #3 in attackontitan 1/30/23 #4 in arminarlert 7/13/22 #5 in uppereastside 12/15/22