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My Band of Idiots

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Reads 105
Votes 14
Parts 20
Time 1h 39m

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Thr'bel a moth folk Bard who is on a diplomatic mission to unite his country with other country's around the world of Sivona. What he wasn't expecting was a bartender named Luck to sweep him off his feet.
Paws is a rouge and Druid by day and a brothel worker by night, pain and pleasure are his vices in every aspect of life. But when he gets offered a job he can't resist he might become more then just a common rouge.
Caspian, if that is her real name a rouge on the lose after she was betrayed by the pirate captain she loved. Abandoned and alone in a new city she joined forces with this now group to try and gain the power to over throw every pirate out there and take on anyone who stepped in her way.
Ramock, a Paladin who just wants to take care of his friends and party hardy. But the world is more complicated then that, and he might be mixed up in a war to end all wars between the mage and the Fay.
Felicity, entrepreneur and business woman on the rise and warlock with Lady Luck as her patron nothing can stop her from making her business the best one on the osmiran sea. This lady wants to make her jewellery known.All Rights Reserved

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