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Where's the Punchline? (Underfell AU | Sans x Reader)

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Parts 6
Time 1h 4m

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A stand-up comedian with a bad temper and low motivation ends up falling for Frisk's homeroom teacher, her irritatingly soft voice, and her smug attitude.

Who would've known?

There's probably a lame old joke hidden in there somewhere, but he doesn't give a damn about that right now, so maybe come back later, and he'll think of something.

(Mostly told from his perspective, but there will be chapters featuring Second Person POV.)


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• Cover Image Source:

chiarasanchi (WordPress + DeviantArt)
(wordpress.org/openverse/photos/65392096-97cb-4d5e-87d8-187508aed9cf)


• Content Warnings:

language
mild violence
suggestive themes
implied alcohol abuse
references to depression

Please proceed with caution!

This is the SFW, 'Fade to Black' version of Where's the Punchline?, so if you're old enough to read the Mature version, then it can be accessed through AO3.


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