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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise

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Parts 34
Time 2h 23m

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After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.

In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.

The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.

Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".

(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)All Rights Reserved

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Son of Bismarck by Dadlovekid

This is a massive what if thing I thought off, plus just random stuff because why not. I do NOT own anything but the story and concept of the story. Any images belong to their respected Creators along with the company who makes Azur Lane.

Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

Welcome to Azur Lane High, a school where ship girls of all nations engage together in fierce training to do battle one day out on the open seas. Honing their skills and perfecting abilities. But right now the bigger problems they gotta face is school life and the problems that come with it. Such as, getting girlfriends, the social order of how popular you are, where you fit in, and most importantly making friends (if you can). In addition to actually doing school work, like homework, passing tests, those good old school projects, etc. First we're gonna follow 4 girls. Javelin, Laffey, Ayanami, and Z23 on their adventure together. (Of course there will be other ships but they won't be the stars sadly. But they will make appearances! When they relate to our 4 main characters). Just know that the school Azur Lane High has just been newly created and so, there will be nationalism coming into play as well as segregation bias and feelings. Ayyy it's just like real life where everyone technically is segregated and hang in the same groups that relate to them huh? Also, even though it's called Azur Lane High we got pre-k to High School students. Of course I want everyone included. Your welcome ;)

Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention! by DearUnclePete

Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy. For good reason. - Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika. Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means. Dark humour is imminent. - The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐄𝐒 by moondwellings

━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ ❝ LET'S GET MARRIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ❞ || In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

Azur Lane: Konvergenz by Maxiception

Off the coast of Germany, three kansen sisters sailed in the darkness of the night. All three of them struck with curiosity. Following the trail of anomalous signals, they encountered something - unusual. Something that was not supposed to be there. Something seemingly defying all logic. Among the three sisters, one of them was especially affected by the sheer wonder the anomaly seemed to emanate. Anti-Aircraft frigate FGS Hessen, the third and final ship of the Sachsen-class, is among the most advanced kansen the German Navy has to offer. And yet, her curiosity proved to be her mistake. Accidentally getting too close for comfort to the anomaly, she was subsequently pulled in - resulting in her getting separated from her sisters and stranded in a seemingly familiar, but still foreign world - the world of Azur Lane. Stranded in a world where the concepts of modern naval warfare have been turned upside down, will she adapt by utilizing her technological advantage to the fullest and perhaps find a way home - Or will she sink to the bottom of the ocean, forever abandoned in a world not her own? Disclaimer: This story has been written as a first-timer in the huge domain that is story writing. As such, expect amateur/beginner-typical mistakes in plot and writing, as I still have much to learn/perfect. Update: Greetings! If you read this, it means the story has been completed. In the future, if I have the time, I will use what I have learned to rewrite this story in order to eliminate grammar mistakes, correct (but not completely change) a few plot elements, and completely annihilate all parts where 'script format' is used. It will just be a general cleanup of my writing. Azur Lane belongs to Manjuu.

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"𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪! 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔽𝕌ℕℕ𝕐!" -𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟ℂ𝕚𝕥𝕠ℙ𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 Imagine, if you will, your favourite anime characters and MCs in these unrealistic and fake scenarios, in the hopes of getting rid of all that nasty PTSD and trauma! This tome seeks to do just that and is an escape for both of us from our daily responsibilities, and allows everyone to have a quick laugh in this bleak and terrible world! So, stick around and have some fun as we bully my very fictional MCs to a very real Hell! (I was bored and wanted to create a crackfic, so here we are.)

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

Yandere my Ass! Azur Lane: fanfiction (Azur Lane x Ragna!Male reader) by Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge

You're the new commander that been assigned towards Azur Lane but What happened if all the Ship Girls falls madly in love with you. This is only a parody The Original storyline belongs to @Salty_Kirumi Will you let fate rule over or are you going to break the chains Let's find out. The Wheels of Fate are turning... Rebel One.... ACTION!!

The Forgotten Yankees (Belfast X Reader) by Relentlezz41

It's Azur Lane. It's also Yurification. It's a Yankee that got put on the backburner for two long. Battleship Fairfield is full of rage being a side project and having major setbacks. Once she's ready to go to the battlefield she is storming through everyone's way. To her sister Haven to Enterprise she isn't taking anything from anybody. When she's able to be free and get to battle she isn't approachable by some. She's edgy, no nonsense, and yet, there is a side that many people just cannot see. Though what she found as a shocker is someone from Royal Navy expressed concern for her. I do not own anything Azur Lane

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