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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise

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Parts 34
Time 2h 23m

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After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.

In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.

The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.

Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".

(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)All Rights Reserved

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Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention! by DearUnclePete

Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy. For good reason. - Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika. Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means. Dark humour is imminent. - The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.

The New Commander (Azur Lane Fanfiction) by RodryMercury567

Yamatomo Mazuhashi had finished his officers training course at Age 25 and promoted to Admiral at Age 26. At the Age of 26 he had been doing nothing but be an assistance of the fleet Admiral which is his big sister Until the higher ups manage to give him a position that made Yamatomo confused. Be the commander of Azur Lane They didn't put the deeper details on what this "organization" is but surely enough the position commander is already open to him Now he will be commanding a fleet of beautiful shipgirls "Oh, what the hell is this? This is not what I'm trained for." (This story is inspired by a book called "The Empires New Commander" by @Matsukatsu. Basically the first plot is similar to the story but I want to change a little bit. Also this inspiration is just me a little disappointed yet happy because of the ending. This story is just me waisting my vacation I have nothing better to do. My Gate Fanfic will wait)

Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

Welcome to Azur Lane High, a school where ship girls of all nations engage together in fierce training to do battle one day out on the open seas. Honing their skills and perfecting abilities. But right now the bigger problems they gotta face is school life and the problems that come with it. Such as, getting girlfriends, the social order of how popular you are, where you fit in, and most importantly making friends (if you can). In addition to actually doing school work, like homework, passing tests, those good old school projects, etc. First we're gonna follow 4 girls. Javelin, Laffey, Ayanami, and Z23 on their adventure together. (Of course there will be other ships but they won't be the stars sadly. But they will make appearances! When they relate to our 4 main characters). Just know that the school Azur Lane High has just been newly created and so, there will be nationalism coming into play as well as segregation bias and feelings. Ayyy it's just like real life where everyone technically is segregated and hang in the same groups that relate to them huh? Also, even though it's called Azur Lane High we got pre-k to High School students. Of course I want everyone included. Your welcome ;)

Azur Lane: Battleship of Humanity by acekne2499

A little boy name, Y/n L/n, who's mother and father works at a naval dockyard anchoring WW2 ships. Each day he visits the yard after school to see the ships that were anchored there. He climbs aboard and pretends to be the captain of each ship But one day, some of those ships started to set sail to a secret facility that is classified and top secret. His parents tells their son that they are leaving and won't see them again. Until a natural disaster happens which resulted the Sirens attacking forcing humanity out of the sea. Years later, Y/n a young teen has been ordered to deliver a top secret package but was intercepted by the Sirens. Join on his journey as he fights against the Sirens and win the hearts of the few All rights goes to Azur Lane A fan-fiction male reader story

EVERTHING IS CANON! chapter 2. (700 - 1901) by James-the-Bond-005

1. I own none of these characters, storys or art 2.This was made for fun and this i just a wacky fun fanfic With my favorite franchise 3. At the end I am going to do a huge credit which will give credit to everyone. 4. This is a huge one. This fanfic consists of some controversial stuff like cursing, child abuse, violence, adult themes, nudity, violence and also could be offensive to the asian community, the black community, the hispanic comunity and the lgbtq comunity. I have a lot of friends and family members who are part of these communities and they read this story. I am not against these communities or races and have respect for them so this is all for laughs so if you are easily offended by any of the things i mentioned then please click off. Also there are alot of sacrilegious jokes so yeah sorry god. 5. THIS STORY IS CONFUSING AS HECK! 6. recommend you read the first chapter

A War With Warspite by SneakyChilli

I didn't usually love Warspite. But, after she was in a medal exchange I was like: 'Ooh. Free good ship.' And I buyed it. Yes that was intentionally spelt incorrectly. A war has sparked in Azur Lane. And Warspite is part of it. Will nations forget their pasts, and come together to take out the other nations? Or will Iron Blood, get the best of everyone? Note: Things in the fanfic, like were a ship is from may be different. I just changed it to make the story better. Believe me.

Two "Buddies" in Hell AU (Oneshots And Whatnot) by QuietWriter13

The main ship in this dumb book, (that takes place in an AU) CorruptedShade, is a crackship. A ship that's meant to be a weird and very bad joke of a ship- if you can even call it that... It's okay if you don't like the ship, that's fine. This is a weird crossover kind of thing... I just write whatever garbage ideas for short stories and such in this book. ***** Basically, Austin, the Corrupted Mii, finds himself in the depths of Hell, and quickly meets a "Demon" named Redshade who he becomes friends with... and then chaos and other things ensue in this oddly calm part of the underworld.... [Not continuing this because I have no real motivation for this]

Son of Bismarck by Dadlovekid

This is a massive what if thing I thought off, plus just random stuff because why not. I do NOT own anything but the story and concept of the story. Any images belong to their respected Creators along with the company who makes Azur Lane.

The Forgotten Yankees (Belfast X Reader) by Relentlezz41

It's Azur Lane. It's also Yurification. It's a Yankee that got put on the backburner for two long. Battleship Fairfield is full of rage being a side project and having major setbacks. Once she's ready to go to the battlefield she is storming through everyone's way. To her sister Haven to Enterprise she isn't taking anything from anybody. When she's able to be free and get to battle she isn't approachable by some. She's edgy, no nonsense, and yet, there is a side that many people just cannot see. Though what she found as a shocker is someone from Royal Navy expressed concern for her. I do not own anything Azur Lane

My Sandbox Life Edition (Discontinued/Being Rewritten) by The-All-Eternal

Trap in a universe invaded by time traveling invaders and the only hope of countering them is hot and beautiful woman that are the incarnation of warships of the past, a common man is sure to die a horrible death, not unless your like me. "Aaah! Why are there so many missiles?!!!" - random siren.

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Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!

Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy. For good reason. - Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika. Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means. Dark humour is imminent. - The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.