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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise

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After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.

In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.

The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.

Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".

(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)All Rights Reserved

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The Northern Star by darkknight965

The United States Navy have just commissioned a new aircraft carrier, commanded by an old ship girl named Medellein. She with her fleet along with a few new ships will be heading towards Iceland to be stationed in the 2nd Fleet's new naval base to counter China's increasing activity in Greenland and the Artic Ocean. But an unexpected event happened during the base transfer as a massive storm hit the island, causing a strange event to occur. How would the 2nd Fleet fare after this? Will they survive this event? (This is an Azur Lane fanfiction, all rights belongs to the creators that is Yostar.)

Battle of the Ring. (Yandere Azur Lane x OC) by TheagentKevinlee

"A wedding ring won't save anyone..."-Salty_Kirumi. "So much of my early retirement... What's with the ring though...?" Ex-Commander of the New Phoenix Project, Kevin Lee. (My OC) Former Commander Kevin Lee, once a Leader and Commander of the New Phoenix Project. Now a de facto Commander of the Azur Lane. After his retirement in Singapore (and granted a few weapons by his Council), he became an everyday bartender, just a nobody that he wanted, until after he plays Azur Lane. He used to play it when he was 16, but after the Second Sino-Vietnamese War, he suffered memory loss, forgetting the game. Now, he returns... to pay his... unforeseen consequences. Thanks Salty_Kirumi first, this guy gave me an inspiration and boredom for me to make this. Warning: This Fanfic depicts Strong Language, couple bloodsheds, non-existent sci-fi weapons and a High Level of stupidity. And Please, don't try these at home. Leave those to the professionals or those with plot armor.

Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention! by DearUnclePete

Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy. For good reason. - Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika. Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means. Dark humour is imminent. - The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.

Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

Welcome to Azur Lane High, a school where ship girls of all nations engage together in fierce training to do battle one day out on the open seas. Honing their skills and perfecting abilities. But right now the bigger problems they gotta face is school life and the problems that come with it. Such as, getting girlfriends, the social order of how popular you are, where you fit in, and most importantly making friends (if you can). In addition to actually doing school work, like homework, passing tests, those good old school projects, etc. First we're gonna follow 4 girls. Javelin, Laffey, Ayanami, and Z23 on their adventure together. (Of course there will be other ships but they won't be the stars sadly. But they will make appearances! When they relate to our 4 main characters). Just know that the school Azur Lane High has just been newly created and so, there will be nationalism coming into play as well as segregation bias and feelings. Ayyy it's just like real life where everyone technically is segregated and hang in the same groups that relate to them huh? Also, even though it's called Azur Lane High we got pre-k to High School students. Of course I want everyone included. Your welcome ;)

Azur Lane-Atonement by OneEyedKing1000

"Destiny always gives you a chance to make your life a better, but it never speaks about its intentions..." ???: "My fate may be set in stone, but I choose how I live... ???: "Destiny is not the boss of me, I am the master of my own destiny and I will be the one who decides..." ???: " Your threats are the things that you want me to be, no one gets to decide who you are, my father taught me that..." ???: "If fate comes at you swinging, then you hit back..." This is a story about (Y/n) a Human Siren hybrid created in the lab, who would one day end the war against the sirens. A quick disclaimer: I don't own Azur Lane, the art, pictures, videos, etc. This is my second book on this website and I hope you'll enjoy this book as you enjoyed the other one (Azur Lane-The Lost Song). This book is separate from the other one so don't get confused.

The Forgotten Yankees (Belfast X Reader) by Relentlezz41

It's Azur Lane. It's also Yurification. It's a Yankee that got put on the backburner for two long. Battleship Fairfield is full of rage being a side project and having major setbacks. Once she's ready to go to the battlefield she is storming through everyone's way. To her sister Haven to Enterprise she isn't taking anything from anybody. When she's able to be free and get to battle she isn't approachable by some. She's edgy, no nonsense, and yet, there is a side that many people just cannot see. Though what she found as a shocker is someone from Royal Navy expressed concern for her. I do not own anything Azur Lane

A War With Warspite by SneakyChilli

I didn't usually love Warspite. But, after she was in a medal exchange I was like: 'Ooh. Free good ship.' And I buyed it. Yes that was intentionally spelt incorrectly. A war has sparked in Azur Lane. And Warspite is part of it. Will nations forget their pasts, and come together to take out the other nations? Or will Iron Blood, get the best of everyone? Note: Things in the fanfic, like were a ship is from may be different. I just changed it to make the story better. Believe me.

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

2021 Yandere Halloween Special. by TheagentKevinlee

Today, I'll ignore all of my fanfic for a Halloween Yandere special... And this time... Hell is going to pay a visit to the Phoenix... And a test for him.

Two "Buddies" in Hell AU (Oneshots And Whatnot) by QuietWriter13

The main ship in this dumb book, (that takes place in an AU) CorruptedShade, is a crackship. A ship that's meant to be a weird and very bad joke of a ship- if you can even call it that... It's okay if you don't like the ship, that's fine. This is a weird crossover kind of thing... I just write whatever garbage ideas for short stories and such in this book. ***** Basically, Austin, the Corrupted Mii, finds himself in the depths of Hell, and quickly meets a "Demon" named Redshade who he becomes friends with... and then chaos and other things ensue in this oddly calm part of the underworld.... [Not continuing this because I have no real motivation for this]

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The Northern Star

The United States Navy have just commissioned a new aircraft carrier, commanded by an old ship girl named Medellein. She with her fleet along with a few new ships will be heading towards Iceland to be stationed in the 2nd Fleet's new naval base to counter China's increasing activity in Greenland and the Artic Ocean. But an unexpected event happened during the base transfer as a massive storm hit the island, causing a strange event to occur. How would the 2nd Fleet fare after this? Will they survive this event? (This is an Azur Lane fanfiction, all rights belongs to the creators that is Yostar.)