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Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise

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Parts 34
Time 2h 23m

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After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.

In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.

The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.

Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".

(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)All Rights Reserved

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Azur Lane-Atonement by OneEyedKing1000

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Azur Lane High by sweetsrsour2

Welcome to Azur Lane High, a school where ship girls of all nations engage together in fierce training to do battle one day out on the open seas. Honing their skills and perfecting abilities. But right now the bigger problems they gotta face is school life and the problems that come with it. Such as, getting girlfriends, the social order of how popular you are, where you fit in, and most importantly making friends (if you can). In addition to actually doing school work, like homework, passing tests, those good old school projects, etc. First we're gonna follow 4 girls. Javelin, Laffey, Ayanami, and Z23 on their adventure together. (Of course there will be other ships but they won't be the stars sadly. But they will make appearances! When they relate to our 4 main characters). Just know that the school Azur Lane High has just been newly created and so, there will be nationalism coming into play as well as segregation bias and feelings. Ayyy it's just like real life where everyone technically is segregated and hang in the same groups that relate to them huh? Also, even though it's called Azur Lane High we got pre-k to High School students. Of course I want everyone included. Your welcome ;)

EVER THING IS CANON (1 - 700) by James-the-Bond-005

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