My crazy life
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Last published Mon, Feb 23, 2015
This story here are telling the viewer the most crazy thing I have done in the last 12 year of my crazy life. There is story of pokemon, breaking my head, having my foot in the mud at school and NOT going home to clean my self up,my sister over reacting to her Christmas Eve present,how the Poosy cat became to be,watching a marathon on how I met your mother, playing yugioh, staying at my aunts house for the summer, in the making of planning a YouTube channel, my friends Adrianna and karen who LOVE 1D try their best to make me a Directioner, story about my dog Ruxin and my grandpa cat Meoth,presentation and how I feel about them, all of you( aka karen or Adrianna ) are interested in why my sister does a forced British accent when she is mad,and stealing bananas off over spoons, and more.
P.s. I have terrible spelling and grammar so sorry in advance also these story are probably not as funny as they seem but I hope you like them hopefully or nobody in the whole world is going to see them
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get the fuck out!" I yelled for the tenth time in two minutes. My sister Anna was an expert in getting to my nerves. She was everything I couldn't be; pretty, bold, neat, smart, beautiful and recently she was becoming a terrible flirt. "You said that before baby" she smirked. She was three years older than I was. Blonde, tall, slender and simply beautiful. In all these, she was an exceptional asshole. "I ain't your baby Anna, get out of my house!" I yelled. "Its not my fault your boyfriend kissed me, its your carelessness Rach" she spat. "Don't call me Rach ever again, that shit sounds like wretch!" I spat back "now get the fuck out" She shrugged "I guess you'll be getting a breakup then" I picked up my blue China plate and threw it. She flew up cursing "Holy Singing bird!" She cursed as she made for the door "did I tell you Ken was such a good kisser" she said. When I picked another plate, she opened the door and fled, then I sat down and wept.
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