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Dee's Big Nuts

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Reads 110,189
Votes 283
Parts 14
Time <5 mins

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Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand.All Rights Reserved

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