𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚 - blackpink hogwarts fic

"never try to crawl under a slytherin's skin"

"well noted"

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"we aren't just some stupid hufflepuff bunch"

"didn't said you are"

"well, you're implying it"

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"which house are your crush in?"

"wow, out of all people, a ravenclaw are asking me this"

"ravenclaws knows how to have fun shortie"

"that was mean"

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"what happened?"

"no no no no jennie go away, for now..."

"why jis, talk to me"

"no no the effects will hit in seconds, noooo"

"what effects? are you okay? somebody did something?"

"that drink... lucas... its a potion... a lust potion..."

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"i don't fights douchebags with no wands"

"no, please don't! im sorry! i won't do it again!"

"save it for later peasant"

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"so the eagle princess fancies the lions?"

"and the badger princess fancies the snakes?"

"is it a she or a he?"

"she"

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"hey gingerhead"

"what in the godric's name do you want"

"forbidden forest, tomorrow, herbology class"

"wait what!? for real?! can i bring rosie!?"

"yea, i thought we're known as the quad already"

"quad? me? rosie? you? and jisoo?

"eh no it's that lizard over there and me, rosé and jisoo"

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"why are we here?"

"for for broken wand dumbass"

"wai- wh- i don't have money for this!"

"you're not the one who's paying"

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