Pick Up Lines.
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*Previously 'Pick up Lines. Insults. Jokes'.*
So I decided to split the book and now there is just Pick Up Lines in this one.
Hope you like it.
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Keep in mind not all of these are mine.
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[WARNING]> Most, if not all, Pick Up Lines will most probably work for guys and/or over text. But if your a chick and you want to use them, be my guest.
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