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Just a shitpost

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Reads 45
Votes 4
Parts 3
Time 6m

brocken malfoy micheal sans truelove

Y/N is just a high school student trying to live life, except, they have a secret. 

It was a normal day of school until the new kids showed up, completely sweeping Y/N off their feet! 

Can Y/N win over the love(S) of their life, or will their terrible secret scare them away???

[For anyone still wondering, this entire thing is satire lmao, have fun]All Rights Reserved

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City Shadows by amm1235

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