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HAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR THIS PICTURE 
Me: THAT'S ME WHEN MY MATH TEACHER GIVES ME HOMEWORK OR WHEN MY FRENCH TEACHER HAS TO TEACH MY CLASS OR WHE MY MATH TEACHER ASKS ME IF I KNOW THIS QUESTION AND I BE LIKE DO I KNOW THIS QUESTION OR ME THIS MORNING DOING THE COVID TEST.
JAJAJAJA NO PUEDO PARAR DE REIR CON ESTA FOTO
Yo: ESE SOY YO CUANDO MI PROFESOR DE MATEMÁTICAS ME DA LA TAREA O CUANDO MI PROFESOR DE FRANCÉS ME TIENE QUE ENSEÑAR MI CLASE O CUANDO MI PROFESOR DE MATEMÁTICAS ME PREGUNTA SI SÉ ESTA PREGUNTA Y YO SÉ ESTA PREGUNTA O YO ESTA MAÑANA HACIENDO EL TEST COVID .All Rights Reserved

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