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It's not fun dating a celebrity (Ben Bruce comedy)

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INTRO: Hi I'm Hazel may Lockhart I'm 17 years old I have been arrested 2 times because I broke into my Ex Alex Gaskarth house because he cheated on me with a girl named Chelsea Stevens I found out he was cheating on me when he posted a pic of him and Chelsea kissing on the lips he posted it on Facebook !!!!!  ANYWAY so you no my name umm what else is there to say about me umm I have reddish orangish hair a piecing on the tip of my finger my eye colour is hazel my dad passed away when I was 12 he had a car crash he was drag racing with 3 other men my dads car brake didn't work so he smashed into a wall and died...... My mum well let's just say we don't do we'll together anyway umm I live next door to a compleat idiot who over and over plays all time low I swear one day I will go rip his head off and put it down Alex's mouth and I will make him swallow it!


I run through the bushes trying to get to the crazy next door all time low fans house I get there with prickles all in my new coat!All Rights Reserved

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