Message to Catwoman

*chuckles*
After reading your rude little note I decided that I'd make one myself. So here it goes, bitch.

If you actually believe you have any chance with a man when competing with me, you have another thing coming, you bondage-loving freak. You could never land batman, so I suppose you're still a bit upset that I slept with him while we were friends , but you really need to learn to forgive!
You see, no one likes you, selina. Not me, not steve, and certainly not your parents. You are, after all, the reason that both if them are dead.
*sighs and smirks* I don't know how you can even live with yourself! Perhaps you should follow in their cowardly footsteps?

How's Maggie, by the way? Still having those flashbacks of stan? What about you?
Oh, sorry, too soon?

Why you're fighting so hard for Steve is a mystery to me. If only you could see what him and Natasha do behind closed doors.... I sure have. (:
Don't try to fight me again, selina, or I might have to take out the spray bottle.