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Kermit the Frog must assassinate Sigmund Freud. Garfield is also there. Will they succeed? 

This came from an activity in my friend's literary club. She told us to open a random book and point to a random line on a random page, and whatever line we landed on was the line we'd use to open a short story. I used "Of Mice and Men" and got the line, "Tell you what. I'll shoot him for you. Then it won't be you that does it."  Oh boy. This happened.All Rights Reserved

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