They Are Lost in the Hidden Valley
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Last published Thu, Feb 10, 2022
All hail the taste of ranch.
(this joke is a book. while real authors are depicted, it is with their knowledge and consent. their portrayal here reflects nothing on their real personality or character. they're all wonderful folks who indulge a silly ranch based crusade on twitter. we're having fun here.)
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