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Excuse me? - Alex Turner -

ineededsomethingnew

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Reads 17,957
Votes 492
Parts 44
Time 9h 24m

ineededsomethingnew

Mature

"Another man, he takes her hand, a smile lights up her stupid face. I lost my faith in womanhood"

A humbug era book because there aren't enough

A stranger asks an unexpecting 21 y/o Elisa Baker for directions. Well, not really a stranger that is, and the summer she assumed would be like any other, ends up changing her entire life. This story is about timing, stubbornness, jealousy, friendship and heartbreak. Will two people with trust issues and a taste for the dramatic ever be able to escape their pasts? 


Started feb 2022

#1 - alexturnerarcticmonkeys
#1 - tbhc 
#2 - nickomalley 
#3 - suckitandsee
#3 - siasAll Rights Reserved

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A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E instead of a restaurant. 3 ~ All Of You ~ After getting married, you and Alex go on your Honeymoon that comprises of two destinations. Athens is filled with shitty jokes whilst Bora Bora is filled with compliments and kisses. 4 ~ The Shirt ~ There's a debate about if you're wearing Alex's shirt. Except it's not really a debate. Everyone knows the answer. 5 ~ The Martini Police ~ You're leading yourself down a slippery slope, but thankfully the person that matters most in your life notices and helps you. 6 ~ Will We Talk? *Short Series* ~ Being Katie Cook's best friend means you see a lot of a certain band, so it's too bad that the lead singer can't seem to stand being in your presence. You're all too aware that you get chatty when you're anxious, and despite being around each other for a decade, Alex still makes your heart race (and not in a good way). But then he asks a question you never expected to hear, and it changes everything: "Do I make you nervous?"

ARABELLA • Alex Turner by loveisnotalaserquest

After finding out that her scummy ex-boyfriend has cheated, Arabella meets Alex, a charming, leather-jacketed rock star with a delicious accent and a serious knack for lyricism. Despite her rocky past with relationships, she decides to give love one last try. Pouring all of her trust into this beautiful stranger, Arabella falls hard. But do their feelings really flow both ways? And can the pair overcome the obstacles Alex's fame throws at them? MATURE CONTENT

Well, We're Not Alone Now - Book One - Alex Turner by AerialArabella

An aerialist and a lyrical genius meet one night, finding kindred spirits in each other. Though both lead completely different lives, but their desire to be needed by one another is strong . Through trial and error they make a home together, but it's hard to take a step away from the past when the future is just as shadowy. Will they both be strong enough to break free of it's clutches or return back to the start? -With my knees up to my mouth, I am perfectly round. I am watching him. My body hums with energy and yet my mind is sleepy. I have been lying here for what seems like an age, not wanting to move from my perfect position. From where he is sleeping before me like an Angel who let me, a mere mortal, into his heart. It is a blessing and a curse that he has my heart too. He will probably show me the best and the worst days of my life, and I him. But that's how it works right? This relationship thing.- BOOK TWO NOW OUT - The Blue Tide Pulling Us Under-

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