"The Pillagers" is a group of people who worked alone, they're known to be the best of thieves, amazing at what they do. They soon come together for a job that will require all of them. This is a story of thievery, death(lots and lots of it), and possible friendship?
The story consists of your stereotypical thief who steals art(I know it's cliché, so shut up!), a schizophrenic magician(Available for your local birthday party, book yourself an amazing magician at yesimarealmagicianandiwillblowyourmind@gmail.com), and some crazy ass guy with mask who basically hacks the government along with banks for a living and never removes his mask and barely speaks, and for some odd reason, he enjoys computers, speaks to them and can hack anything, psh what a geek(Oh look! he put in another cliché, well have you seen one of those in a story involving people getting robbed? No? THEN SHUT UP!). Each person will have their own type of introduction to the story which will lead up to many heists to come as they team up and do what they do best, which is kill, steal, and go to a kid's birthday party, wait, what.... NO BIRTHDAY PARTIES, what I meant to say was kill, steal, and abracadabra. NO STOP THIS NOW, ok ok, I'll work on the magician's cool sounding thing later, gosh.
Each, chapter or adventure or introduction, if you will, might be posted once or twice a month. Yes, I'm a busy person, leave me alone and let me do my stuff, well if you like what you see in the description, don't drop your panties just yet, wait for the very first introduction to be released, it will be out before the end of this month.
In a world ravaged by nuclear war, our heroes grow up in a Tesco Extra known only as the Ark. Scavengers, these hideously brave young men and women search for food, supplies and artefacts. Their people rely on them as much as they fear them. The barren wastelands of Stoke are swarming with marauding slavers, flesh-eating cannibals and sick abominations too abhorrent to describe. Yes, it's fair to say Stoke was pretty much unchanged by the nuclear holocaust that decimated Britain.
Starring a fantastical cast of characters of stunning originality and imagination: Gramslinger - badass mind reader; Flora - beautiful and deadly; Steve Rogers - no, not that one, he just has the same name as him; and Craig - he's a cat but he's all man; as well two not as good characters that aren't important right now.
A tale as old as time that is set in the future but also is kind of just the present day. It's such a thrill-ride that none of it makes sense, but by gum you'll certainly agree that it is written semi-competently and doesn't infringe too blatantly on any copyrighted works, so it's actually quite good by Wattpad standards. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll maybe get slightly aroused at one point, and then once you've finished doing all that you'll sit down and read this story I wrote. Enjoy.